On the first day of school, teachers expect you to remember everything you learned the previous year
but I’m just like:
WHEN SOMEONE DOESN’T TEXT ME BACK
When my friend has a sunburn.
When I’m at a store and I put something in a different spot than where I picked it up.
When you see your friend and their crush together
When people try to teach me how to dance…
Oh you take 15 minutes to text me back?