Kärlek

On the first day of school, teachers expect you to remember everything you learned the previous year

but I’m just like:

WHEN SOMEONE DOESN’T TEXT ME BACK

I’M JUST LIKE:

When my friend has a sunburn.

When I’m at a store and I put something in a different spot than where I picked it up.

YOU’RE SINGLE?!

HOLD UP!

When you see your friend and their crush together

When people try to teach me how to dance…

Oh you take 15 minutes to text me back?

Bitch, I’ll take 18.